Onze polder (3)

2009-11-01

Het Hollands geneuzel met zeurende treuzel suddert door in gebeuzel vol vellen en reuzel. Het iele gepriegel over... kriel, kruimel, kriegel is 'n kriem voor de spiegel en slecht voor je miegel. Neem dan de Franse amourettes in louche couchettes, vol gef?teerde vedettes en charmante brunettes als krokante baguettes in hun transparante toilettes. Met kokette pirouettes verslaan zij al mijn etiquettes. 1 november

Herfstochtend

2009-10-08

Veel later dan de goegemeente raadzaam achtte sluip ik met slaap en ochtendpij de morgen in. Daar waar de zetbaas dat van mij verwachtte plaats ik op Happy een prille, nieuwe ochtendzin. 8 oktober .

* 50 thoughts about all shit in the world

2009-10-07

Tao?st: ?Shit happens? Confucian: ?Confucius said: ?shit happens!"? Hindu: ?This shit has happened before? Buddhist: ?If shit happens, it?s not really shit? Zen Buddhist: ?Shit is, and is not? Catholic: ?If shit happens, you deserve it? Calvinist: ?Shit happens because you don?t work? Protestant: ?Let shit happen to someone else? Jew: ?Why does this shit always happen to us?? Muslim: ?If shit happens, it is the will of Allah? Lutheran: ?If shit happens, don?t talk about it? Christian Scientist: ?Shit happening is all in your mind? Muslim-fundamentalist: 'If shit happens, blame Israel? Muslim-extremist: ?If shit happens, look for somebody to kill? Episcopal: ?Happening shit isn't so bat if you serve the right wine with it? Methodist: ?Happening shit isn't that bad if you serve grape juice with it? Congregationalist: ?Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another? Unitarian: ?Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another? Creationist: ?God made all shit? Seventh Day Adventist: ?No shit shall happen on Saturday!? Existentialist: ?Shit doesn?t happen; shit IS' Communist: ?The shit is from everybody? Capitalist: ?That?s MY shit!? Utopist: ?Shit doesn?t stink!? Feminist (v): ?Men are reason of all shit in the world? Some men (m): ?My wife is reason of all my shit? Another man: ?We may be shit, but you can?t live without us..? Impressionist: ?From a distance, shit looks like a rose garden? Speculator: ?Let?s bronze this shit? Unitarian: ?Come let us reason together about this shit? Hedonist: ?There is nothing like a good shit happening!? Stoic: ?This shit is good for me? Mormon: ?God sent us this shit' Wiccan: ?If it harm none, let shit happen? Hare Krishna: ?Shit happens, rama rama? Scientologist: ?If shit happens, see: "Dianetics" (p. 157)? Moonie: ?Only really happy shit happens? Zoroastrianist: ?Shit happens half of the time? Rastafarian: ?Let?s smoke this shit!? Satanist: ?SNEPPAH TIHS? ('shit happens') Jehovah's Witness: 'Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening? Somebody on the street: 'Oh, Shit!' Agnostic: ?What is this shit?? Pessimist: 'Everything is shit!' Realist: 'Shit is like it is' Optimist: ?There is no shit' Atheist: ?I can?t believe this shit!? Artist: 'This shit is my goldmine' DotVianic: 'No Shit - no Glory!' Karel-1: 'Most shit has many points of views'