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GOLDEN RETRIEVER treedt op in De Nieuwe Anita op dinsdag 14 augustus aanvang: 20.30 uur Met Dick Brouwer op toetsen en Ivo Gerard Jozef Jansen op de Haar op gitaar en vocalen. Being there is something to be!
Donna Gephart
If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot.
groucho Marx
Groucho Marx When told that he wouldn't be allowed to use a certain golf club's swimming pool because they didn't admit Jews: 'My son is half-Jewish - do you think they'd let him in up to his knees?' I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
dorothy parker
Dorothy Parker From a book review: 'This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force.' 'If all the girls in this beauty contest were laid end to end, no-one would be the least bit suprised.' On a card to a friend who had just given birth: 'Congratulations, I knew you had it in you.' When a woman told her: 'I really can't come to your party, I can't bear fools,' she replied, 'That's strange, your mother could.' When told that President Calvin Coolidge had died, she asked, 'How could they tell?' Describing the Algonquin Round Table: 'The Round Table thing was greatly overrated. It was full of people looking for a free lunch and asking, "Did you hear the funny thing I said yesterday".' When her doctor told her she would be dead in a month if she did not stop drinking, she looked up at him and whispered, 'Promises, promises.' Describing her office: 'If the office had been any smaller, it would have been adultery.' When talking to a ladies gardening group, Dorothy Parker was asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence. She replied: 'You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.' At a party: 'One more drink and I'll be under the host.'
churchill
Winston Churchill Lady Astor: 'If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!' Churchill: 'My dear, if you were my wife I'd drink it.' George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note: 'Bring a friend, if you have one.' Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement. He also attached the following: 'Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one.' House of Commons late one night: Bessie Braddock: 'Winston you are drunk!' Winston Churchill: 'Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I will be sober.' Churchill is dozing in a train carriage. A woman enters and sits across from him. She notices his flies are undone. 'Sir!' she exclaims, 'Your penis is sticking out!' Churchill starts awake, gives the woman a cold stare, looks down for a moment then meets her gaze again. 'Madam, you flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out.' A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. A woman once drove me to drink, and I never had the decency to thank her.
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