Mr. Eel

Once upon a time there was a man who went by the name of Mr. Eel. He was a Holy man...but people always mocked him... They said:"how can u be holy when you are shaped like an eel" He didn't care what the other people thought of him because he was put on earth with a mission. His mission was helping people understand eels al over the world. But the simple minded had no respect for Mr. Eel and declared him crazy and put a price on his head.... Mr. Eel tried to convince them that he was put here by the Lord himself but it didn't work... One day Mr. Eel went to the grocerie store (people shaped like Eels have to eat as well) when a volvo v40 with tanned windows passed by... The windows opened and Mr. Eel stared into the barrels of 2 tommyguns. 347 bullets went threw Mr. Eel and he died in the hospital.... 2 days later he resurrected but he forgot his true purpose and now he was filled only with hatred.... And as we speak he still hunts people with tommyguns and lets them die a slow and painfull dead... The point i am trying to make is:"Think Twice Before U Eat An Eel Sandwich Or U Could Be Next" to be continued.........